Hail the Loonies

I heard there was a secret dog

The piglets played, it pleased the hog

But you don't really care for our kind, do you

Well it goes like this, the horse, the cat

The minor frog and the major rat

The baffled crow composing Hail The Loonies

Hail the Loonies, Hail the Loonies

Sparrow, I've seen deer before

I've heard the wolf, I've smelled the boar

I used to live in town before I knew you

I've seen the flag on the magpie's arch

But trotting's not a victory march

It's a bellowing and lowing Hail The Loonies

Hail the Loonies, Hail the Loonies

There was a mole that let me know

What's really going on below

But peacocks never show up here, or do they

But remember cock-a-doodle-doo

And the holy goose was moving, too

And every breath we mewed was Hail The Loonies

Hail the Loonies, Hail he Loonies

Hail the Loonies

A Charly Good Fellow

You know – when times are hard

And expectations great

And finally at Christmas

Dear Carol comes to see me

And enters my bleak house

And brings along our mutual

– – friend –

I start to drink until

You twist and turn, o liver,

And I think to myself

What the dickens...